An elderly couple Pauline & Frank were recently attending a church service at their retirement village.
The couple also had just celebrated their 50th wedding anniversary.
About halfway through the service, Pauline took a pen and paper out of her purse, and wrote a note and handed it to Frank.
The note said:
“I just let out a silent fart, what do you think I should do?”
Frank scribbled back:
“Put a new battery in your hearing aid.”