It was a tradition that every Tuesday night these two couples would play poker together.
And on one particular evening when they were playing, John accidentally dropped some chips on the floor. When he bent down under the table to pick them up, he noticed Kyle’s wife, Anna wasn’t wearing any underwear under her dress! Surprised by this, John upon trying to sit back up again, smacked his head on the table and emerged red-faced.
Later that night, John went to the kitchen to get some drinks and chips. Kyle’s wife followed and asked, ‘John, did you see anything that you like under the table?‘ Shocked by her boldness, John admitted that, he actually did.
She said, ‘Well, you can have it but it will cost you $600.‘ After taking a minute or two to assess the financial and moral costs of this offer, Kyle confirms that he was in fact intrigued.
Anna told him that since her husband Kyle worked Thursdays and John didn’t, He should be at her house around 3 p.m. Thursday afternoon.
Well Thursday rolled around, and John showed up at Kyle’s house at 3 p.m. sharp – and after paying Anna the agreed sum of $600 – they went to the bedroom and closed their transaction, as agreed.
John quickly dressed and left. As usual, Kyle came home from work at 5:30 p.m. And upon arriving, asked his Anna: ‘Did John come by the house this afternoon?‘
With a lump in her throat Anna answered ‘Why yes, he did stop by for a few this afternoon.‘
Her heart nearly stopped when her husband asked, ‘And did he give you $600?‘
Anna, using her very best poker face, replied, ‘Well, yes, in fact he did give me $600.‘
Kyle, looking very satisfied, surprised his wife by saying, “He came by my work this morning and borrowed $600 from me. He promised he’d stop by our house this afternoon on his way home and pay me back.”